I actually didn’t think it possible for there to be so much good and so much bad in the one frame.
To be so captivated on my first glance, and horrified on my second.
To devour one get-up and long to un-see the other.
And yet it is possible, more than possible, because Johnny Depp and Amber Heard gave us the ultimate yin-yang of good-bad fashion at last week’s The Danish Girl premiere.
On the slam dunk side we have Heard, whose sartorial selections are basically always brilliant, in a Dolce & Gabbana suit which fits like a perfectly-fit glove, teamed with excellent casual hair, ear accessories and a generous helping of sass.
And on the car crash side there is Depp. I could type lyrical to the tune of 462 words on his ‘look’, but I feel the below speaks for itself. Take a look would you, then come back to me.
Remember how we felt about Johnny Depp in the 90s? What happened to that guy?