Predictably Predictable Awards

Kate Hudson – In Versace. This is all kinds of I-have-a-fabulous-body-and-it-is-making-me-fashion-lazy. It also screams Euro yacht on the Mediterranean garb. Which makes sense when you know the label is Versace.

Heidi Klum – In Versace. Feels like something Adriana Xenides would have rockced.

Cindy Crawford – In Versace. Such a shame.

Jennifer Lopez – In Zuhair Murad. Va-va-voom. I’m not going to deny her that. Butttt and it’s such a big, curvy, tight buttttt – she is, as ever, giving off some serious figure skater goes red carpet vibes and everything is just a huge amount of too much.

Katie Holmes – she wore Marchesa and a horsetail. Stop.

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One thought on “Predictably Predictable Awards

  1. klfliedner says:

    Agree with everything. I am so bored by all these that I can’t even… actually I will. Can someone stop inviting J-Lo to things? Also, what the fuck, Cindy Crawford? Who cares. And Heidi Klum? Like, no one cares. At least Kate and Katie are in the movies… or are they? What?

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