Alison Williams – In Armani Prive. It is a nice colour and her hair is fairly old Hollywood glam. Which is nice. But have we not trod this fashion path before?
Jennifer Aniston – In Saint Laurent. It is not written on her forehead, but it is written on her dress: I am saving my A-game for where it counts; check back in at the Oscars and excuse me from this fashion recap. Okay then. Done.
Gwyneth Paltrow – In Michael Kors. I can’t help but question is this a trick? Is it to lull us into a false sense of fashion comfort which we will be tipped unceremoniously from once she hits the Oscars carpet in something that ups even that cooler than thou Tom Ford white cape? I don’t know anymore.
Naomi Watts – In Gucci. Despite an inspired teaming of dress yellow and red lip, I’m falling asleep. And I am very anti that belt.
Lena Dunham – In Zac Posen. Her former babysitter by the way. Dunham has delivered an improved showing.
Amy Adams – In Versace. She should have checked with Jessica Chastain first to find out how it is to wear that shade of non-blue blue.