So, exactly when is Prince William going to hold Baby George?
What are the Royals playing at? When it comes to these two – to Royals really – everything is strategic. There is a careful media strategy at play, and for my mind, the reason is one of the following three:
* They’re saving the prized photo op, the one that’ll sell millions of magazines to women who drive mini-vans, for the Royal Tour grand finale?
* For a future King, the media message is subjects first, George’s puffed cheeks second?
* Fear George the Cute will wail and William will be shown up by an incessant cry?
I wait in hope.